So I buy a brand-spanking-new Harley cruise control module for the King. I figure, hey, it's a lot easier to drink a beer, <cough> I mean Coca-Cola <cough> while riding and to smoke a cigar when you can use both hands from time to time. It's also useful when flipping off cagers on the right side to have your right hand available.

So I pull out the old handy-dandy socket set, light a stogie, pop a beer, and head out to the garage for some quality time with my greasy girlfriend. I mean bike. I think. I turn on some tunes, throw the bike up on the lift, and start taking off the parts that have to come off. Of the bike, not my wardrobe you sick fuck.

I open this baby up. Basically, a big assed electric motor with a long throttle cable on the end of it. The whole ...
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So me and the boys were shooting the shit and discussing the issues of the day and SLiK said "Damn if you fuckers don't seem to have a lot of good advice. We should write a book or something."

Not bad advice for a fucking Prospect. We patched him up later that week, so we can't abuse him for the idea anymore, but it was a pretty solid idea.

So, since we're all a bunch of uncouth, impolite, uncivilized assholes who seem to know a whole lotta shit about a whole lotta shit, I figured, hey, "What the hell?" and put this thing up.

So, here's the inaugural post. The first piece of useless biker wisdom and the thing that'll get the chatter and ramblings of madmen underway. So where's the wisdom? Oh, yeah - Doc says "Don't drink beer that's so bad you have a fucking hangover before you finish drinking it." ...
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Woman that gives birth to a child but quit frankly isn't sure what to do with it afterwards so she just leaves it to the nearest responsible adult to take care of for her. She may also be confused as to how the child even occurred...<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

The Egg Donor is simply that. An impersonation of a female that has little character, or anything else since we are quantifying things.

 

Hell, were it not for the attractive legs (this option not available on all models, so choose carefully or you will have no bragging rights to defend your initial stupidity for getting involved in the first place jack ass) that serve as a dual purpose. One is like runway lights guiding you in on even the darkest of drunken nights to the magic spot (if it smells like shit.... turn over ...

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